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The professional FARTist!! Beryl!
Sketch was done by my beloved @/ANTI_SKETCH !!
Lifis Cummings, a pal of Beryl's who was an old rape victim of the dumb evil mayor
He was exiled from the city, but managed to crawl back into the city to get his revenge
He was exiled for being framed by the mayor on "acts of terrorism" as the mayor pretended she was attacked
Scott: "All my life I've been in here in Ohio, I hated this place. But somehow I can't seem to leave it. Maybe it's cuz I got friends or sum'n. Pah, I'm just here talking to myself to feel better. Weh."
Max: "I'm so pumped for the concert! ...oh! Yeah! I dyed my hair, armpits, AND my pubes to color match! Isn't it genius? I look like the 4th band member, haha!"