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@HashtagPurr @Solaxee You're a screw-up and deserve everything that's coming to you.
Hey! Now that it’s midnight on the east coast, it’s officially @macroceli’s birthday! I couldn’t ask for a better pet dinosaur/troublemaking partner so do me a solid and spoil this big boy rotten!
It's a @tribdinosaur's big day today! Make him feel all small...or all ginormous. Depending on his mood at the moment.
Happy birthday to @KingDeadWolf. He’s the gift that keeps on giving.
Hey you. Yeah, you on the other side of the screen.
You’re pretty great.
Just thought you should know.