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Psst, it’s @teaselbone’s birthday. Present paws, pie, and paunches as presents.
I’m not sure #mwff can handle all this bigness in one location. But it’s gonna happen in just a few short days from now.
The perfect costume. No one’ll ever know who’s behind the mask.
How could I have forgotten the ultimate confident boss dad. I'm slipping.