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17. T.W (The Wisher), Purebred Jirachi
- Joey's Dad!
- Actually really tall for a Jirachi despite being like 5'2"
- Speaks with a thick "mobster" accent. Joey thinks it's faked.
-Owns a huge hotel-casino. Uses the third eye on his chest to secretly absorb the luck of patrons.
15. Beauregard, Purebred Jellicent
- Interrupt his tea time and it's go time 💪👊
- His body is mostly made of water. You could smush him flat as a pancake and he'd just bounce back into shape. It makes him slosh constantly.
-Kind and fatherly, but also pompous and snooty
14. Congo, The Sablelee (Sableye Hitmonlee)
- Works as a yoga instructor.
- Has a mouth, but it's usually hidden. It's only seen when he's eating/grinning.
-Grew up without tech so has a "country boy in the big city" mentality.
-The gems embedded in him are mega sensitive.
13. Paulie the Flydra (Flygon Goodra)
-Works as a mailman
-Friendly but determined. He's a rampaging bull on his mail routes, and will knock down anyone that gets in his way while shouting a quick apology.
-Is soft yet firm and squishy. Like a mix of jelly and memory foam.
12. Georgie, Sylvenaught (Sylveon x Chesnaught)
- His bows are usually limp, but he can still use them just like a normal sylveon.
- His body is soft with a thin layer of fur, but he's still just as durable and strong as any other chesnaught.
- Sweet/Caring but short-fused.
11. Martin, The Espetuff (Espeon x WigglyTuff)
-Feels like a massive marshmallow.
-Much like a normal WigglyTuff, he can inflate himself with air to float and uses his psychic power to propel himself.
-Despite being so soft, he's snarky and sarcastic. Rude Boi.
9. Fondant, Purebred Alcremie
- His body is made up entirely of cream. Feeding himself to someone will shrink his body, but he can gain it back rapidly by eating.
- Even though he walks around "naked" he doesn't actually have anything to hide unless he wills it to be there.
7. Reuben, the Blacephenaught (Blacephalon x Chesnaught)
-Unlike normal hybrids, he's actually an experiment that came from the merging of a UB and a normal Mon.
-His head floats, but that pom-pom on it is what pops off and explodes.
-Campy and Flamboyant but will fight you
3. Joey, the Joltachi (Jolteon x Jirachi)
- His Jirachi father , T.W. (The Wisher), owns a hotel-casino and is RICH.
- He can "fly"(I.e. slowly floating to the ground .)
-The third eye on his chest absorbs electricity. Opening it for too long can cause city-wide blackouts.
Ended up looking more lycanroc than chesnaught but uhhhh
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