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Legs? Nah, too much work and so little reward. Fuck legs! Who needs em? Standing on a stump is so much cooler.
"Holds back tears*
If there's one thing about me, it's my willingness to 'unalive' a tyrant for jobs.
I once called my cat "kitty" and he hissed at me. He looked pissed asf. 😅
Here's my take on how periods go down. When the egg doesn't meet the sperm, it gets suicidal and causes the host (women) existential life crisis.