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Update: I have made a horrible mistake.
I shouldn't have given up control to Trevor.
My bad, team. My bad...
Joyce said the Manager needs at LEAST one photo with a "friend" for his profile.
I thought online dating was supposed to be LESS complicated than IRL...
So why is making a profile this hard?!
For a second, I thought we had a new crew member.
Nope!
Who did this to the Manager?!
Anime story idea: a mangaka with writer’s block gives up on his story, then meets a girl who is slowly dying. Her only wish is to read to the end of his series. The mangaka falls in love with the girl as he rushes to tell a story she can love too.
OK, I'm officially freaked out.
If anyone needs me, I'll be hiding in the stock room.
Old woman who I've never met before just told me I have 'some interesting theories'
…
wtf.
This little old lady asked me to take a picture with her, cause I 'looked just like her grandson Jedediah' …
... but I'm pretty sure Grandma just hustled me.
Shift 1: New Hire https://t.co/tspYt9RFpR (collected tweets)
Sisyphus worked at a convenience store and waited for Friday.
Only he didn't, that was me
...and it's always Monday.
I regret everything.
Manager just barfed all over the floor before dashing to the restroom and here we are.
GOD do I take it all back.