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Paula's streaming Half-Life 2! Yes, Half-Life 2! The second one! No 1, no 3, no Alyx, just good not-so-ol' Half-Life 2 straight out of 2004.
We made it to Black Meast! But the worst has yet to come... Will Paula survive the cringe-town lifestyle?
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Paula's streaming Half-Life 2! Yes, Half-Life 2! The second one! No 1, no 3, no Alyx, just good not-so-ol' Half-Life 2 straight out of 2004.
We saved the world from the Fail Dimension Baby... but were there cringier things in store yet?!
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🎉 HAPPY 4TH BIRTHDAY KING ST. BEE! 🎉
We're doing a 50% Off sale! If you're looking for 4 sci-fi comedy books, 1 way to ruin chess, & you want it all to be written by a married couple, this is it!
Sale ends May 1st! More info on our work in the link.
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