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and now for #1, to take the gold 🥇🏆 and represent all pathetic men everywhere... from the humble port nation of jurai, crow armbrust of the legend of heroes: trails of cold steel!
for a more detailed look into his life, you have to play ten 60-hour jrpgs so just trust me ok.
momentary break to cleanse your tl of pathetic men with strong unpathetic women <3 look at them go!
and now coming into 3rd place🥉 for pathetic men everywhere, we have special agent kaname date from ai: the somnium files! play hit game ai: the somnium files on sale for $8 rn to find out more.
before we get to the top 3 here are some dishonourable mentions!
childe (gi): ginger and gets beat up weekly, pick a fucking struggle
hijikata (gintama): man who puts mayo on everything
junpei iori (p3): ace defective
makalov (fe tellius): i let him die in my fe10 run
# 4️⃣ we have lifis fire emblem from fire emblem: thracia 776! men who go "pretty please" <<<<<<<<<
in # 6️⃣ we have itaru chigasaki from a3!! he will see a mouse and eat it. he spends his salaryman salary on gacha jpegs and doesn't shower on the weekends. when i see him in a ponytail i want to punt him into the ocean <3 white bitch forest
# 7️⃣ we have osamu dazai from bungou stray dogs! if you see him approach you, run.