STEAM RAY: A chonky boy, but also look at his lil face. Ten tons of summer fun in a two-ton bag. Bring some friends along and have a picnic. Could beat the Coast Guard in a fight. Hell yes. 10/10
ELDER DRAGON: Slightly worried this one's hide would absolutely destroy my floor and walls if I let them in my house, but it probably wouldn't fit anyway. I could get on its big fluffy back and fly to America and try White Castle though, probably. 8/10
The game isn't just about doing cool cyber crimes to amass power, but working with people, building up communities, and trying to change things. Sometimes you need to sneak around with a guy to investigate an AI conspiracy. You know, all that stuff