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HOW AM I ONLY REALIZING THIS NOW.
OK OK OK SO.
TRANSGENDER
Last of all, there's Winston (He/Him), I guess. He's not an Illager (hell, he's their main enemy, a villager) and they originally kidnapped him to kill him, but like... they've had him for so long that he's essentially part of the gang. He's still a shit villager, at least.
And, well... Trixie (He/Her). I'll give it to you straight, he was kicked out of the witch coven for being a fucking idiot. An actual moron. But hey, at least she's funny!
And, of course, Vexo (She/Her). Sure, she's got book smarts, but that didn't stop her outpost for kicking her out because of her shit crossbow skills. Smarts get you nowhere when your entire species is dead-set on killing and nothing else.
I feel so much pride we rlly did it. The machines are tracking us and my IP address will be stolen but it's so worth it. For him. I will get him on a t shirt
If this ever gets onto one of those tshirt bot sites I promise I'll buy it. I'll wear it. I WANT THIS ON A SHIRT
@_ratcore_ I would sell my firstborn child to get this on a shirt