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Watch out for the Spiteful Crow, they'll steal your cookies or sodas in battle! Their sticky fingers (or wings) are quite efficient, and they're snack-stealing tendencies are starting to affect their figure...
Original drawing by @noctoonight which I recreated into a sprite!
The Happy Happyism cult has taken over the small town of Happy Happy Village! They may seem intimidating, but they mostly lie around and eating snacks all day. Spiff will have to fight them to rescue a certain cat...
You'll find these hunks on your way to Saturn Valley. Peanut cheese bars are a local delicacy, and it looks like these guys have enjoyed one or two... or three... or twenty.
The Runaway Dogs are a local gang in Onett that'll give Spiff a hard time at the beginning of his journey. Don't worry, they're more bark than bite.