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House Demon 0610: "Queer Sapping" Thumb Tack
Subject appears to be a large sentient "thumb tack" that talks about its husband a lot. Has no malicious intent, but if you step on it in the middle of the night, it turns you into a cis white conservative Christian male with opinions
House Demon 4010: Candy Spyder
A man-spider thing that hums the mission impossible themes to itself while it slowly descends to your bed to leave you a comically large piece of candy.
Not sure where the Candy comes from, further testing required.
House Demmon 0101010001101: Blue Screen of Buff
"You know that room in the house with like a dinosaur pc? Yeah I turned that pc on and I figured it would crash, instead it turned into that fucking thing. Kind of hot if I'm to be honest..."
House Demon: 0002-2 Vice Peezy
Calls itself the Vice President but forgets who its President is. It tends to refer to itself as "Vice Peezy" whenever you encounter it pissing in a water bottle.
House Demon 0002: Mister
A strange creature that stands at the end of the hall silently staring at you. As you look at him you feel a growing need to say fuck. If you do, it asks 'Wanna see my Vice President?'
Further analysis is needed for what that could mean.
@kerokerolilac Meanwhile our artist provided a depiction of a house demon invading your home.
House Demon 0690>:) : House Thief
This gremlin is robbing your home as you read this.
A simple drawing of 2, from 4? Maybe 5? 6 Gremlins? They seem lost, what are they thinking?
House Demon 0010: Doodle of a Noodle
What appears to be a child's drawing of a snake that appears on various walls in your house.
Every time you see it, it gets slightly bigger and more menacing, it is unknown what happens at the full size since if you wash it off it resets.