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No reason?
NO REASON?!?!
He poisoned the water supply, burnt our crops, and delivered a plague on our houses!!!
And I am not antiseptic, I'm dad! https://t.co/fDwQX450aG
Hi guys! Just wanna wish you all a Merry Christmas! Get all the eggnog you could possibly drink in your nearby stores!
My wife kicked me out of the house for the day for cleaning Timmy's room with peanut butter! Geez, how was I supposed to know he was allergic to peanut butter??? Now instead of being a responsible dad and take Timmy to the hospital, I made a Twitter account!
Hi!