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"So he's her... brother?"
"Uncle. But she doesn't know that."
"And they're... dating...?"
"Yeah, see he's planning to seduce and then murder her to replace her with her evil twin so he can control the family fortune."
"Is that how family fortunes work?"
"Hell if I know."
"Sooo?"
"Wikipedia says... 1723."
"Told you."
"Oh, shut up and eat your leaves."