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#honeydew you want to marry me?
No I #cantaloupe
#NSFWFH #webcomic
🍍 I fucking love #pineapple 🍍
just don’t put it on pizza or i will murder you
#NSFWFH #webcomic
Pro Tip: If you are itchy you should scrub yourself in the shower to #exfoliate
#NSFWFH #webcomic
#morningwood does not mix well with shaved pubes
#NSFWFH #webcomic
I’ve never worn a #jockstrap before, i don’t know how they put it on me…
#NSFWFH #webcomic
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