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“Over 600 now…man this is getting ridiculous, here’s a nude exchange with my bro for you horny bois and gurls”
“Zzz…huh? Whoops, looks like I passed out while grinding the battle pass in Warzone…again, or maybe the writer just needs to go to sleep so he can wake up super fucking early for work, either way I’m gonna pass out again now, good night, I’ll see y’all when I get the chance”