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@CoillteArt Maybe try experimenting with the 'cobbled' look of your denser logs. Like how Anukifaux does it below. Adding a break hear and there where you 'pinch off' and push a new turd out. There is no direct formula for good scat because its consistency always changes. Just keep at it. <3
Remember kiddos its also not -just- the sheer girth of your shit that matters. The speed and power of which it rockets out that ass also matters too!~
What's better than logs of shit nearly a mile wide? Mmm. I'd venture to say nothing really. Remember boys bigger is always better when it comes to ass and what comes out of said ass.~
Not gonna lie. I love belching in your face after a long snog with shit packed in our maws. Assuming you catch my affection in such a way. Its just what any sensible person does after that.~
@Jade2282 Borring normies who don't appreciate a good stench when they smell it.
I would tell the normies to eat my ass. But who am I kidding? They don't deserve such an honor.~