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You try to seduce Babor
You roll a 16, an assured success you think
Wrong
He laughs at you, pinches your cheek, and calls you cute
There is no seducing this man
He exists only to torment you and take your money
Tiefling??
Guess Again
Half-dragonborn half-elf, fuck rules
introducing my dnd character Shatter, the trash goblin kenku rogue, they like stealing shiny things
never underestimate the power of patience and good references kids
I can't believe I put genuine effort into this