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"I would like everyone to know that my wife @ChurnedBunny and I are @NatsuaDragnee1's personal property. We are her cute little sluts and our hearts and souls belong to her!"
"Gooood morning everyone! My very gracious owner @NatsuaDragnee1 allowed my wife and I to reform early today, but not for free! We have a litany of services to perform for her... Let's see... The first one is a public announcement..."
"So many churnsluts needed my attention today. Who knew it was such hard work? If I didn't get to you today, and I am very sorry. I'll try to get back to folks throughout the week. Feel free to bump me if I forget though. I think I'm gonna take it easy the rest of the night."