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for some reason all the talking heads are split into two halves.
it's not even like this is some big filesaving measure, either, every front half has a corresponding back half.
basically channeling "How to Invent Everything: A Survival Guide for the Stranded Time Traveler" by @ryanqnorth
ok so I need to put in all the portraits and also add in a mode for those ending screens, but...