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🍎: I have just received a very loud, bass-boosted transmission from Eve on vacation.
""YOU BETTER NOT BE CUCKING ME YOU FUCKING UNICORN ASS TWINK BITCH F-""
Ah. glad to know she is well during her time off.
ʙᴀsᴇᴅ ᴏɴ ᴍʏ ʀᴇsᴇᴀʀᴄʜ ᴀɴᴅ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀsᴛᴀɴᴅɪɴɢ ᴏꜰ ᴍᴏᴅᴇʀɴ ʜᴜᴍᴏʀ, ᴛʜɪs ᴍᴜsᴛ ʙᴇ ᴀɴ ᴇxᴀᴍᴘʟᴇ ᴏꜰ "Sᴀᴍᴇ ᴇɴᴇʀɢʏ"...