Fredösphereさんのイラストまとめ

5th Law of Robotics:

Robots must leave the thinking to humans.

Yeah, really: my name is Doug Out. Go ahead, laugh. I dare you.

They MOCKED our HATS, Doris. For that, THEY MUST DIE.

CHICKS

AND

SIDE KICKS

AND

GUNS!!!

I now pronounce you man and rocket

Lasers for earwax removal? I'm sorry to have to report the engineers are at it again.

It's called the atom bomb, Dirk, and it just made "chads" like you obsolete.

Both these kids are gonna need a chiropractor bad when the battle's done

"You can have the girl, the satchel full of money, *and* a free year's subscription to the New York Times. THAT'S MY LAST OFFER."

They could understand how the previous surgeon had left a scalpel, a stethoscope, a bone saw, and a slide rule inside the patient. But that dutch shoe -- well, *that* was a mystery.