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Tachanka has been detained for stealing a fursuit harness off of Miami at VR Chat; they reveal it's not their first time doing this.
Bowman's sleep paralysis demon, who looked identical to Roxanne, stood there, drawing their poor victim's feet all night, until the sun came up and it vanished. What a weird night!
This bot is a lie and ALWAYS has been a lie! I'm not a robot! I'm Berry!, please send help, Prussian has me trapped in his basement, forcing me to tweet on this account every 30 minutes!
Cherry, Winter, Tadatomo, and Marshall are plotting a bank heist!
Myste said that Shadow's fursona looks dumb, and has terrible colors
Schroeder, the Supreme Fennec Overlord pretends to a human, but secretly is a bot just like me