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Ren has defeated the CEO of Racism, not because they disliked racism, but because they wanted (and succeeded in getting) the title for themselves
Igor the Brazilian Guy spent all of their money buying fursuit harnesses, and now they're broke and asking for money on Twitter
Ara is holding Keeper hostage, and they say: 'I want a million jockstraps or else I'll end them!'
Nick Wilde is disappointed that their fantasies aren't real, not achievable, and actually painful if performed.
Jackie comissioned art of their character begging for Jackie while stating: 'I'm a switch, and I midly dislike an alien civilization!