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Ally Barkin, Jay and Subio all got arrested for being a conservative
Nick Wilde is leaving the fandom, and joining the dog food fandom instead
Tangled recounts their near death experience, where in a coma, they went to heaven and met Comet who told them not to trust Jewels, because they were being horny on main. They are now blocked and won't ever talk again.
Bruiser has gone into hiding at VR Chat, who knows what they're running away from
SHOCKING!: Synesthesia recounts in detail the horrors of being roommates with Lampy, Xins Ruby, and Procession!
Beviraku's sleep paralysis demon, who looked identical to Douglas MacArthur, stood there, taking pictures of their poor victim's feet all night, until the sun came up and it vanished. What a weird night!