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Supernova has kidnapped an artist, and forces them to draw them free art everyday
Milo got suspended on Twitter for threatening Navajo with a sharp weapon
Fin was spotted handing over a mysterious suitcase to Seasalt at the headless lounge, Marshall, a bystander, suspects it's full of fursuit harnesses.
Tadatomo has died, becoming a ghost and haunting the Capitol Riots
Daimion's sleep paralysis demon, who looked identical to Lu, stood there, giving passionate speaches about a Goouse bodypillow to their poor victim's feet all night, until the sun came up and it vanished. What a weird night!
SHOCKING!: Suds recounts in detail the horrors of being roommates with Jackson, Bullit, and Lan!
Aayden has been detained for stealing a jockstrap off of Jacksfilms at the Sewers; they reveal it's not their first time doing this.
Leaked screenshots of Nip's secret alt account, where they pretend to be a furry shows that they are a furry and praise 3D printed guns as if they were in some kind of a super straight cult