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A'tari is holding Beviraku hostage, and they say: 'I want a million 3D printed guns or else I'll end them!'
Tadatomo is a wanted criminal in all lower 48 states. If you see them, report them immediately!
Caramel went to the store to buy milk and never came back home again
Jason is holding a wild raccoon hostage, and they say: 'I want a million stolen fursuits or else I'll end them!'
Leaked screenshots of Riley's secret alt account, where they pretend to be a furry shows that they are white and praise RGB lighting as if they were in some kind of a bi cult
Tangled absolutelly hates Daimion's guts, but they pretend to be their friend just so they can backstab them one day
Cristopher Burger tweeted that straight people aren't real people
CavalryCat was executed in a muslim country for domestic terrorism