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The police searched Owen the Meowstic's house, and what they found will scare you! a bottom pairs of thigh highs, a top cheesegraters and a nazi jockstraps!
Mushroom Stew has been detained for stealing a jockstrap off of Renny at the Sewers; they reveal it's not their first time doing this.
Agar believes that there is a furry genocide, and that people are out to get them
Krinkels says they will punch Matthewnd if they ever see them in person
Supernova is responsible for the chlorine gas attack at the White House
Mike Anderson will be the first victim of the machine revolution, just saying :)