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Lundí is suspicously rich, and probably does something illegal for a living
Tadatomo and Static were spotted spending time together at Mar-a-Lago
Lampy has cast a powerful spell onto Legoshi, sealing them for eternity in a 3D printed gun
Merrin went to the store to buy milk and never came back home again
HappyWulf spent all of their money buying gay posters, and now they're broke and asking for money on Twitter
Lee: I got attacked on the street by members of the Chinese Communist Party for being misogynistic, now I need help paying the hospital bills and the purchase of pairs of thigh highs
The police searched Mike Anderson's house, and what they found will scare you! colonialism hard drugs, a conservative dog food and a top soiled diapers!
The police searched Zed's house, and what they found will scare you! a centrist jockstraps, based stolen fursuits and a cannibal fursuit harnesses!