//=time() ?>
Nick Wilde has defeated the CEO of Racism, not because they disliked racism, but because they wanted (and succeeded in getting) the title for themselves
Filip found a lost a cheesegrater on the ground at a dark alley. Finders keepers!
Goouse's sleep paralysis demon, who looked identical to Aayden, stood there, tickling their poor victim's feet all night, until the sun came up and it vanished. What a weird night!
Mushroom Stew has differing opinions from you, and thus is cringe. Go laugh at them
Cherry got suspended on Twitter for threatening Knerbus with a sharp weapon
Myste's identity got leaked, and they're a well established politician.