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Elyx, Deltay and McKenzie all got arrested for selling butt mousepads on the black market
SHOCKING!: Ekta recounts in detail the horrors of being roommates with VICTOUR, Adolf Hitler, and Hågen!
Daimion tried to scam Haskell via pigeon post, saying: 'You will die of rabies unless you send Bitcoin to this wallet'
Merrin deleted all their social media accounts and disappeared for good. 'The gay ending'
Cristopher Burger tried to scam OSKARBITES LIMES via backmasking, saying: 'You will die of PAX-12 unless you send Bitcoin to this wallet'
Tornado barked and growled at Melon for not liking furries, stating: 'IT'S NOT A PHASE!!! IT'S A LIFESTYLE!!! *BARK BARK GROWL GRRRRR*!!!
Hågen recounts their near death experience, where in a coma, they went to heaven and met Pip who told them not to trust Bruiser, because they were being horny on main. They are now blocked and won't ever talk again.