//=time() ?>
Jack has kidnapped an artist, and forces them to draw them free art everyday
Orwich comissioned art of their character tickling Cedric while stating: 'I'm white, and I midly dislike an alien civilization!
Franz has been detained for stealing poop off of Tadatomo at Rainfurrest; they reveal it's not their first time doing this.
CavalryCat sold their house to buy BD silicone sculptures, now they will head out to Club Amorous and ask if they can live there.
Cristopher Burger is suspicously rich, and probably does something illegal for a living
Haskell's sleep paralysis demon, who looked identical to Prabs, stood there, voring their poor victim's feet all night, until the sun came up and it vanished. What a weird night!