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Faddey is holding Flocarr North hostage, and they say: 'I want a million bodypillows or else I'll end them!'
Igor the Brazilian Guy pretends to a human, but secretly is a bot just like me
Prussian spent all of their money buying a fursuit harness, and now they're broke and asking for money on Twitter
Jackie has been detained for stealing BD silicone sculptures off of Jannypilled at Mar-a-Lago; they reveal it's not their first time doing this.