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Xolo joined ISIS as a joke, but decided to stay
Colleh was exposed for being friends with a zoophile!
Bruiser won the lottery, spent it all on a single art piece
Tess has never talked with Hyper, yet they're blocked
Owl was executed in a muslim country for the murder of Kete
Marshall: *inflates you making you big and round!*
Ocean is leaving the fandom, and joining the dog food fandom instead
Kouki and Nick Wilde were caught hate kissing each other
Lumen Hunter is holding Legoshi hostage, and they say: 'I want a million jockstraps or else I'll end them!'
Scoots was spotted at Club Amorous!