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Dingolf has been detained for stealing a soiled diaper off of Harold at the White House; they reveal it's not their first time doing this.
Jackie had done a blood ritual to become their fursona, it didn't work.
Beviraku was abducted by an alien civilization for 'live tests on a furry specimen'
Indigo and Wrenchy both got arrested for selling dog food on the black market
Alex left Twitter for just a month, and already has a high paying job, a wife, and kids
Diezel sold their house to buy poop, now they will head out to the headless lounge and ask if they can live there.
On Twitter they are Cpberry, but in real life they're actually an old lady!