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It might have started as a fight, but it certainly ended with Scape and Tornado making out in public!
Dingolf has defeated the CEO of Racism, not because they disliked racism, but because they wanted (and succeeded in getting) the title for themselves
J. Glacier suspects the YMCA is haunted by the dead ghost of Lightning Cloud
Prussian: I got attacked on the street by members of Furry Raiders for being white, now I need help paying the hospital bills and the purchase of bath water