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Tonight on Tucker Carlson Tonight: a furry, Marshall defends the a top lifestyle, while an old lady calls it 'just like being super straight', while Tucker stares!
Comet was abducted by the IRA for 'live tests on a furry specimen'
Zooptoon, Yoko and Kova all got arrested for using a giant laser to draw on the moon
It was revealed on a long Twitter thread that Kappa abused, and used Legoshi for money
HappyWulf was spotted handing over a mysterious suitcase to Cedric at Club Amorous, Sunny Racc, a bystander, suspects it's full of poop.