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Fritz von Liebitz is holding Twinni hostage, and they say: 'I want a million poop or else I'll end them!'
Faddey was executed in a muslim country for the murder of Jacksfilms
The police searched Tornado's house, and what they found will scare you! based fursuit harnesses, based stolen fursuits and white soiled diapers!
Mango has been detained for stealing cheesegraters off of Beeb at a dark alley; they reveal it's not their first time doing this.
Olive: I got attacked on the street by members of an alien civilization for being a vegan, now I need help paying the hospital bills and the purchase of bath water
Leaked screenshots of Auro's secret alt account, where they pretend to be a bottom shows that they are based and praise soiled diapers as if they were in some kind of a straight cult