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Severus's sleep paralysis demon, who looked identical to Tiberius, stood there, licking their poor victim's feet all night, until the sun came up and it vanished. What a weird night!
Dio has been detained for stealing a soiled diaper off of a six year old at Epstein's Island; they reveal it's not their first time doing this.
Wolv Grei and Nover both got arrested for roleplaying with Tadatomo
Nick Wilde was abducted by ISIS for 'live tests on a furry specimen'
HappyWulf, Orwich and Ember all got arrested for roleplaying with an old lady
Molly is holding Snoozy hostage, and they say: 'I want a million butt mousepads or else I'll end them!'
SHOCKING!: Gobi recounts in detail the horrors of being roommates with Harambe, Joshua Graham, and Legoshi!