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Prof. Smok has publicly endorsed Azzy for President of the United States in 2024!
Kete, Kova and Lightning Cloud all got arrested for war crimes in Bosnia
Dante was executed in a muslim country for kidnapping LordLegoCat
A vision from an alternate reality: McKenzie was wounded in the 2021 Battle of the Sewers!
Mocha and SonicFox both got arrested for breaking into Club Amorous
Matthewnd has been biologically attacked with that disease that makes you projectile shit and vomit, and Owen the Meowstic is almost certain that this is an attempt of the LGBT community to silence them!
Toast has been detained for stealing butt mousepads off of Severus at a dark alley; they reveal it's not their first time doing this.
Berry found a lost bath water on the ground at Kabul. Finders keepers!