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Pip and members of an alien civilization met up at the Sewers for a secret meeting
Leaked screenshots of Cpberry's secret alt account, where they pretend to be a furry shows that they are a furry and praise jockstraps as if they were in some kind of a bi cult
J. Glacier tried to scam Toast via Discord, saying: 'You will die of mad cow disease unless you send Bitcoin to this wallet'
PapaBray wasted all their money on bodypillows and now will have to move back in with mom
J. Glacier, Null and Mark all got arrested for the murder of Mars
Drey is leaving the fandom, and joining the bath water fandom instead