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Vircle has publicly endorsed a Phasmophobia ghost for President of the United States in 2024!
Kero suspects Dante's House is haunted by the dead ghost of Joshua Graham
Nick Wilde has contracted smallpox, and the only cure is sacrificing Mae to the bath water God!
Arcane has defeated the CEO of Racism, not because they disliked racism, but because they wanted (and succeeded in getting) the title for themselves
Beeb tried to scam Daimion via backmasking, saying: 'You will die of mad cow disease unless you send Bitcoin to this wallet'
Cristopher Burger started a cooking channel on YouTube! Their first dish: RGB lighting with jockstraps sauce. It was swarmed with dislikes.
It was revealed on a long Twitter thread that Joseph abused, and used Nick Wilde for money
Dart Danger was eliminated by an exceedingly deadly force after touching jockstraps that belonged to Olive without permission
On Twitter they are Comet, but in real life they're actually Adolf Hitler!