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On Twitter they are Khan, but in real life they're actually Harambe!
Procession recounts their near death experience, where in a coma, they went to heaven and met Prof. Smok who told them not to trust Cristopher Burger, because they were being friends with a pedophile. They are now blocked and won't ever talk again.
Leaked screenshots of HappyWulf's secret alt account, where they pretend to be a switch shows that they are a bottom and praise a BD silicone sculpture as if they were in some kind of a a furry cult
Rald has been detained for stealing hard drugs off of Lampy at a dark alley; they reveal it's not their first time doing this.
Furok: *inflates you making you an attack helicopter and a conservative!*