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Snoozy has contracted the Dancing Plague of 1518, and the only cure is being slapped real hard!
Mark's sleep paralysis demon, who looked identical to Lampy, stood there, cuddling their poor victim's feet all night, until the sun came up and it vanished. What a weird night!
Lightning Cloud and Vae were spotted spending time together at Frolic
Roxanne: I got attacked on the street by members of a group of Mujahideen fighters for being a cannibal, now I need help paying the hospital bills and the purchase of a fursuit harness
Lacey sold their house to buy butt mousepads, now they will head out to Mar-a-Lago and ask if they can live there.
Aayden started a cooking channel on YouTube! Their first dish: stolen fursuits with a 3D printed gun sauce. It was swarmed with dislikes.
SHOCKING!: Matthewnd recounts in detail the horrors of being roommates with Nip, Schroeder, the Supreme Fennec Overlord, and Owen the Meowstic!