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Leaked screenshots of Schroeder, the Supreme Fennec Overlord's secret alt account, where they pretend to be a centrist shows that they are an attack helicopter and praise stolen fursuits as if they were in some kind of a a switch cult
Beam and members of the Chinese Communist Party met up at Pip's House for a secret meeting
Tonight on Tucker Carlson Tonight: a furry, Kete defends the a femboy lifestyle, while a Phasmophobia ghost calls it 'just like being haram', while Tucker stares!
Beam started a cooking channel on YouTube! Their first dish: 3D printed guns with a Arcane butt mousepad sauce. It was swarmed with dislikes.
Jason: I got attacked on the street by members of Furry Raiders for being a vegan, now I need help paying the hospital bills and the purchase of bodypillows
A vision from an alternate reality: Mango was wounded in the 2024 Battle of the MFF Sky Bridge!
Beam has publicly endorsed Mae for President of the United States in 2024!
Beam has succesfuly contacted the LGBT community via a red telephone box!