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Olive absolutelly hates Comet's guts, but they pretend to be their friend just so they can backstab them one day
The creator of Tadatomo confirmed rumors that the character is indeed based!
Lu has been detained for stealing jockstraps off of Miami at Rainfurrest; they reveal it's not their first time doing this.
Static has been biologically attacked with ligma, and Steve is almost certain that this is an attempt of the Chinese Communist Party to silence them!