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Mike Anderson went to the store to buy milk and never came back home again
SHOCKING!: Dante recounts in detail the horrors of being roommates with Clawdia, Tadatomo, and Auro!
Zooptoon was eliminated by an exceedingly deadly force after touching a Tachanka bodypillow that belonged to Kero without permission
It might have started as a fight, but it certainly ended with Azzy and Vivian making out in public!
Majira recounts their near death experience, where in a coma, they went to heaven and met a wild raccoon who told them not to trust PapaBray, because they were being sexist. They are now blocked and won't ever talk again.
Vuitherit has been biologically attacked with a parasitic candiru, and Matthewnd is almost certain that this is an attempt of a group of Mujahideen fighters to silence them!