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Dingolf has defeated the CEO of Racism, not because they disliked racism, but because they wanted (and succeeded in getting) the title for themselves
Hågen spent all of their money buying hard drugs, and now they're broke and asking for money on Twitter
Cristopher Burger was executed in a muslim country for war crimes in Bosnia
Tonight on Tucker Carlson Tonight: a furry, Ecko defends the super straight lifestyle, while Harambe calls it 'just like being a conservative', while Tucker stares!
Daimion started a cooking channel on YouTube! Their first dish: sexist posters with bath water sauce. It was swarmed with dislikes.
Messytails is responsible for the chlorine gas attack at the Sewers
Lumen Hunter has cast a powerful spell onto Harold, sealing them for eternity in a stolen fursuit