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Bruiser barked and growled at FrontRowRuby for not liking furries, stating: 'IT'S NOT A PHASE!!! IT'S A LIFESTYLE!!! *BARK BARK GROWL GRRRRR*!!!
Merrin wasted all their money on bodypillows and now will have to move back in with mom
Berry started a cooking channel on YouTube! Their first dish: soiled diapers with bath water sauce. It was swarmed with dislikes.
Lan has been detained for stealing dog food off of Tiberius at the White House; they reveal it's not their first time doing this.
Tiberius has cast a powerful spell onto Darkey, sealing them for eternity in a Kuiper butt mousepad
Phozzy spent all of their money buying 3D printed guns, and now they're broke and asking for money on Twitter
Volpe got suspended on Twitter for threatening Marshall with a sharp weapon
Mae was spotted handing over a mysterious suitcase to Seasalt at Frolic, Aayden, a bystander, suspects it's full of pairs of thigh highs.