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Sin started a cooking channel on YouTube! Their first dish: butt mousepads with a Franz bodypillow sauce. It was swarmed with dislikes.
Nip's sleep paralysis demon, who looked identical to Owl, stood there, using a cheesegrater against their poor victim's feet all night, until the sun came up and it vanished. What a weird night!
Auro recounts their near death experience, where in a coma, they went to heaven and met Haskell who told them not to trust Supernova, because they were being friends with a pedophile. They are now blocked and won't ever talk again.
Jason said ACAB to a Twitter user after she announced the death of her cop father
Jay, Cobalt, a fish, and a six year old are plotting a bank heist!